On the second day, Li Yundong was preparing to go to school. His hands carried the broken television and hanging light. He could not help but shake his head and sigh, “A single night almost wrecked the building. This can’t go on!”
Su Chan who followed behind him stuck out her tongue but did not speak.
After Li Yundong threw away the garbage, he brought Su Chan along to eat breakfast and then the two walked toward the school.
Just as he walked into the school, Li Yudong unhappily discovered that there were even more people pointing at him and Su Chan.
“Hey, did you see? That’s the Li Yundong that defeated Zhao Yujian yesterday!”
“Screw. He doesn’t look like a martial artist! Did Zhao Yujian trip and fall down?”
“Screw you. Can a fall cause a comminuted fracture? Let’s see you fall and get a comminuted fracture!”
“What? I don’t have the ability to perform that kind of special class falling techniques!”
Ever since Li Yundong consumed the Human Origin Gold Pill, his hearing had become very acute. He could hear all the whispered conversations around him. He was startled inwardly, ‘Zhao Yujian got a comminuted fracture? Is it really that exaggerated?’
He turned toward Su Chan and said, “That guy I punched from yesterday, his lower leg suffered a comminuted fracture. What do you think? Maybe I should go visit the hospital and take a look?”
Su Chan was not innately cold-hearted. It was simply the nature of the cultivation world where the strong preyed on the weak. There has never been a strong expert who defeated his weak opponent, only to hypocritically run over to ask if the opponent is okay.
She snorted and raised her head. She said, “His skills were lacking and he was so rampant and tyrannical. Serves him right!”
Li Yundong thought about it and then nodded, “If he weren’t so overly aggressive yesterday, he would not have ended up like this.”
After the two had this conversation, they walked into the classroom. Just as the reached the back row to sit down, class monitor Sun Li walked over with a cold smile on her face.
“Li Yundong, you aren’t doing too bad these days. You’re a famous figure now.” Sun Li said as she smiled coldly.
Li Yundong realized that she did not come with good intentions, so he asked very innocently, “How did I trouble you this time?”
When Sun Li saw him put on his innocent face, she was so resentful her teeth were itching to bite him. “You’ve become too good at creating problems! First, you broke one of Zeng Qing’s ribs. Then you followed up by fracturing Zhao Yujian’s leg. Finally, you kicked Director Qian. Next time, will you go hit the headmaster?”
Li Yundong became a bit angry inside due to the very blunt tone in which Sun Li hurled questions at him. His neck tensed and he said, “It wasn’t me who started the conflict! They were the ones looking for trouble. If you don’t believe me, you can go ask. Should I have just lay there letting them hit me? Would that have been more reasonable?”
Sun Li almost choked on Li Yundong’s response, nearly unable to regain her wits, but She managed to bite down and asked, “Then what about Director Qian?”
Li Yundong almost blurted out that Director Qian wanted to dig the corner of his wall, but then he thought for a moment and endured. After all, if he publicized what happened, then it was equivalent to burning the bridge with Director Qian. Nothing good could come from that.
Li Yundong sighed and said, “That was just a misunderstanding. Director Qian isn’t even intending to pursue. Why would the honorable you need so much rectitude in his place?”
Sun Li was so offended that she stood right up. Pointing her finger at Li Yundong, she angrily said, “He doesn’t intend to pursue? Hmph, I’ll tell you, last night, Director Qian called the headmaster and said he wanted to expel you. You’re on your own!”
Li Yundong was badly surprised. “What? How do you know?”
Sun Li coldly snorted and said, “How do I know? In the entire school, you’re probably the only one that doesn’t know! It’s amazing how you’re still so at ease.”
Once she finished speaking, she turned and left. Her ponytail bouncing behind her.
Li Yundong sat on his seat staring blankly for a while. His mood was extreme gloom and irritation. He was not even aware in the slightest that the teacher had entered and started class.
Only when a girl sat down beside him and nudged at him did he regain his wits.
Li Yundong took a glance. The person was actually Feng Nuo from the Taekwondo Society who had gotten a signature from him earlier.
Li Yundong feeling uncomfortable, so he sneered and said, “Have you also come to look for trouble?”
Feng Nuo was surprised. She asked in puzzlement, “Who’s trying to trouble you?”
Only now did Li Yundong understand that he vented his anger on the wrong person. With an apologetic expression on his face, he said, “Sorry, it’s my mistake. What did you need me for?”
Feng Nuo sighed and looked at Li Yundong with a serious expression, “Being a student of Tiannan University, I believe you know about the exchange in seven days with the Mayan Bincifaneya University, right?”
Li Yundong tilted his head and thought for a bit before saying, “I think I heard of it. So what?”
Feng Nuo sighed once more. With a face full of hidden bitterness, she looked at Li Yundong. Her stare made Li Yundong feel uncomfortable inside. “Hey, Give it to me straight. Don’t look at me like that. You’re making it look like I did something to you.”
Feng Nuo gave a glance to Su Chan who sat beside Li Yundong. Then she woefully said, “Ai, you already have such a great beauty. Of course, you won’t fancy someone like me.”
Su Chan blinked her large eyes and looked at them. Suddenly she threw in her opinion, “Your forehead is full. While your philtrum is not long, it is plenty wide. Your hair is fine black and your eyebrows are thick. Your eyes clearly possess spirit. Even though not comparable to the virgin beauty profound yin furnace I saw last time, but you could also be considered a first-rate cultivation furnace. If you copulate with Li Yundong, I won’t oppose.”
The impact of Su Chan’s words was too strong.
When Su Chan blurted out those words, Feng Nuo was completely disconcerted. Her eyes blanked out. Li Yundong was also dumbstruck. A male student in the row in front of those, fell off his seat with a boom. With an exaggerated expression, he looked at Li Yundong and gave him a thumbs up. “Bro, where did you find this kind of top notch girl! Too awesome!”
The corner of Li Yundong’s mouth twitched. He forced a laugh. Toward Feng Nuo, he said, “This girl had no boundaries when speaking. Just pretend you didn’t hear anything.”
After he said that, he turned his head and glared at Su Chan. “You, shut up! Stop spouting nonsense!”
Su Chan replied unconvinced, “Where did I spout nonsense!” As she spoke, she pointed at Feng Nuo and said, “Isn’t she a first-rate cultivation furnace?”
Li Yundong exploded in anger. He had just wanted to ask how the heck she was a first-rate cultivation furnace, but he glanced around the classroom out of the corner of his eyes, only to find his classmates were all staring at him speechless, as if he were some kind of flower thief that specialized in ‘cultivation furnaces’.
These gazes were enough to make Li Yundong’s face flush red. He wished he could find a crack and crawl into it. Unfortunately, Su Chan had not finished speaking. This girl continued speaking in a serious manner toward Li Yundong, “Look at the roots of her brows, they are closely spaced without distancing themselves at all. This is evidently a pure virgin body…”
Pure virgin body!
The surrounding students could not help but exclaim in admiration. The way they looked at Feng Nuo also changed.
Li Yundong hurriedly rushed over and blocked off Su Chan’s mouth. He wished he could use thread and needle to seal her mouth off. Lowering his voice, he angrily said, “If you keep talking, I’ll spank you when we get back!”
Su Chan struggled to speak through Li Yundong’s hand in a muffled voice, “Even if you spank me, I’ll still say it!”
Li Yundong was so angry he started to laugh. “Then I won’t cook for you. You can go hungry for two days!”
Su Chan instantly became docile and stopped struggling. She only looked at Li Yundong pitifully with tears in her eyes, epitomizing the allure of a tearful beauty. “You don’t like Chan-er anymore? Why would you want to starve Chan-er for two days?”
A male student on the side saw Su Chan’s pitiful appearance. He stepped forward without hesitation. “I like you. I’ll make food for you to eat!”
Li Yundong kicked the back of that student’s chair enraged. Without any good humor, he stated, “Get lost!”
After he spoke, he turned around and said to Su Chan, “You, behave. Don’t talk and I’ll definitely like you. Do you understand?”
Su Chan made an affirmative sound feeling aggreived. Then she lowered her head and sat down in her seat. However, she persisted in evaluating Feng Nuo using her peripheral vision. That expression seemed to state, ‘She really is a super virgin cultivation furnace. I didn’t say anything wrong!’
Feng Nuo sat at Li Yundong’s side. Her face was so red that it looked like blood would come out. She didn’t know where to put her hands. If it weren’t for the fact there was something important she needed Li Yundong for, she would have escaped in a panic long ago.
Li Yundong also looked at Feng Nuo in astonishment. She still had not run away yet. He laughed dryly a few times. Then he spoke apologetically, “Don’t mind her. She’s just like that. What did you need me for?”
Feng Nuo raised her head. Her face was blushing red and she glared at Li Yundong. “This is all your fault!”
Li Yundong felt wronged inside. He asked, “My fault? What is?”
Feng Nuo from childhood till now had never been treated as Su Chan treated her just now. She had a belly full of anger and she vented it all on Li Yundong. “If it weren’t for your great deed, why would I come find you?”
‘Your great deed?’
‘What is it? Did she get pregnant?’
The male students were all resentful to the point of gnashing their teeth and hitting their chests. ‘You bastard. You already have such a beautiful girl. How could you make a move on Feng Nuo, this big sister from third year. This kind of frivolity is worthy of heaven’s wrath and people’s hate, lightning crashing down from the sky as punishment!’
The surrounding students became noisy. Their ears were all perked up and their souls of gossip were fiercely ignited.
Li Yundong cried out that he was wronged by the heavens, “I only met you yesterday. What did I do to you?”
Feng Nuo saw that he refused to admit his wrongs. She became anxious. In a loud voice, she said, “Did you forget what you did yesterday?”
Everyone’s gazes changed once more. This time, he advanced from a heartless playboy to the heights of Chen Shimei.*1
The male students’ tears streamed down their cheeks. Their collective grudge strengthened once more. ‘You did not know her yesterday, and today you secretly got her pregnant? Screw. Does such an accurate shooting technique even exist?’
The female students all looked at Feng Nuo with faces full of sympathy. In their hearts, they sighed, ‘This big sister is truly unfortunate. How could she take a fancy to a fellow like Li Yundong. Then there’s that little beauty whose allure was comparable to a fox spirit. Were both of them blind? Why would they fancy that fellow? That fellow has no money and no ability. If you wanted to lower your standards, at least pick someone a bit more handsome!
‘Now you’ve done it. You’re pregnant with that fellow’s child, right? You need an abortion, right? That brat doesn’t look like someone capable of taking responsibility. He doesn’t have money. Hmph. Hmph. Now you’ve realized that you’re going to have a hard time, right?’
However, those more experienced girls were faintly aware that something did not seem right. How could someone get pregnant on the second day?
Nevertheless, the show they were currently watching was very exciting. They were not willing to put too much thought into it. So all of they turned around and watched the back row. In such a large classroom, there was actually not a single person looking toward the blackboard.
The pitiful young teacher who was lecturing about China’s Modern Literature stood on the lectern. His face was black like a pot bottom. If he wanted to lecture, there was not a single person in the classroom listening. How could he lecture? If he wanted to exploded, all the students in the classroom were misbehaving. Discipline does not work when applied on the crowd.
The teacher stood on the lectern. No matter what he did, it would be difficult. He could not help but feel sorrow from the bottom of his heart, tears flowed down his cheeks, and he sighed and hemmed and hawed. “These years, public morals are degenerating each passing day. People today can not longer be compared with the past.”
The teacher sobbed in his heart. A great grudge formed like the fires of hell burning intensely. ‘Most despicable are the three fellows in the back row. Even if you wanted to put on a good show. Your mother, you could at least be louder! The great me standing on this lectern can’t hear you clearly.’
*1 Chen Shimei – the full saying is 陈世美不认妻, which means the guy named Chen Shimei denies/betrays the wife, and he’s used as a comparison.